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There was an explorer wandering through the conga one day when suddenly he
heard a noise. It was king kong.
The man thought for a moment, then realized he could be the first person
ever to catch king kong. So he laid out a trail of bananas leading to a
cage, hid in the bushes and waited. He heard king kong being trapped in
the cage so he jumped out to see. Sure enough there was king kong, sat
miserably in the cage.
The man thought again. He realized that he could be the first person ever
to touch king kong. So he put his hand through the cage bars and poked the
beast in the leg. King kong went wild! He started beating his chest and
roaring at an incredible volume. He broke through the cage and started
chasing the man.
While the man was running away he looked behind him, only to see the giant
ape right behind him. The man came to the sea, jumped in, and started
swimming to New York. When he looked behind him he saw king kong racing
towards him. When he made it to New York he started climbing up the empire
state building, only to find the ape right on his tail. When he got to the
top he was so exhausted he laid down and said to king kong, "Kill me if
you want. Just do what ever you want to do with me. I don't care."
So king reached out, poked the man in the leg and said, "You're it!"